sobota 26. července 2008

Moxy lives in a forest on a moss bed

Moxy decided to run away from Ice-Bat and found a shed on a lovely green moss in a forest. Look at her. She looks so cute ;o).


čtvrtek 29. května 2008

Ice Bat and Moxy are finally together ;o)

Ice Bat and Moxy went to their favourite playground to ride a giraffe.



Then they enjoyed riding the slide.

See how they cool they are when they use the slide in the nightt, heh ;o))





And after tiring day, they enjoy the bed together.

pondělí 26. května 2008

Ice Bat is back in Prague from Finland

First he was sittin on a bus From Jyväskylä to Helsinki-Vantaa Airport with a tranfer in Lahti.



Then he enjoyed some last views on Finnish cities.



And after that he checked in on the airport.


And then home sweet home halelujah.


čtvrtek 15. května 2008

Ice Bat is networking

Lately Ice Bat discovered that I am writing a blog about him, so he wanted to know what the *uck the blog is and such, so I told him that basically we are all living in networks these days. So he borrowed a book from library and now he is studying in my bed (well I should be studying as well for my today's exam, but somehow it is SOOO boring...).


středa 7. května 2008

Ice Bat was cheating on Moxy

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Well well well, what do we have here. Ice Bat was quite horny lately, so I borrowed him some National Geographic and David Attenborough's movies about Bat Females, and even if he liked the mating sequences, he was still not satisfied. So...

I was in a shock, when I found him in bed with the bat's prey - MOUSE (well technically speaking, this is IKEA rat, but for this story, right... lets pretend it is mouse ;o).

This is how it all started....



SOME NASTY DETAILS WE HAVE TO OMIT. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS.DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS. DETAILS.

And then in the morning... Ice Bat was quite in shock who is in bed with him...





P.S. The recent news have shown that mra's IKEA Rat was not doing it willingly and was forced to do these nasty things and whatsmore, she is lesbian.

neděle 4. května 2008

Ice Bat did the Tron thing

Ice Bat felt like watching the Tron movie yesterday and when I got from kitchen (to collect something to eat for him from the freezer), he just did the Tron thing and now is in my computer.




UPDATE: OK now I see that not everyone knows what TRON is, so here is trailer and you can see how Ice Bat did it (the scene when Jeff Bridges sits on the chair).

sobota 26. dubna 2008

Moxy strikes back!


It's been a month since Icebat left for Finland and they say that time heals everything - therefore Moxy is now ready to stop being sad and to enjoy herself again a little bit. Spring is on the go in Prague and Moxy decided to get a nice green tan before Icebat comes home again. She hopes Icebat will like it.

And Moxy agrees: Hyvä perse, indeed!!! ;o)))

pátek 25. dubna 2008

Ice Bat blended with the surroundings

Wow I did not know that Ice Bat has this great mimicry skill. Because he knows that I am preparing some sort of vengeance for him (after how he messed the whole kitchen) he blended with the chair so I could not find him then. But in the night I pretended that I am sleeping and I noticed where he is hiding. Yeah. On the chair!!! Btw. hyvä perse, my man.


sobota 12. dubna 2008

Ice Bat was messy

Today in the evening I was in sauna - Ice Bat did not want to come with me, cause he said, that the 90 Degrees of Celsius in sauna would definitely kill him. But after I came back, I could not believe my own eyes! That messy Ice Bat completely ruined my kitchen. First he threw away everything from the freezer....


...and then he made himself comfortable in it...


...Bloody hell...


And when I told him, that this is way too much, he just laid on his back and ignored me. Bloody hell. What a cheeky bastard. But, my friend, vengeance is best to be served cold and I am preparing something for you, muhehehe.


středa 9. dubna 2008

Ice Bat is grumpy

Today was Ice Bat bit grumpy. He just stared from the window for hours and was not talkative at all.



And when I got back from the university, I found him in the bathroom chilling out. Yeah, my man.


úterý 8. dubna 2008

Ice Bat loves Moxy

Ice Bat is a strange creature. He usually lives in Prague with her Moxy, but probably it was warm for him there, so he decided to go to Finland to have a little chill. But looks like that global warming has hit Finland! The winter was not hard at all! Maybe he should return back to Prague soon, because in Czech republic, they have this president, you see, who says that there is no such a thing as global warming. So Ice Bat can be maybe safer in Prague after all.

Anyway Ice Bat got ill here in Finland. He says that it is because:
a) he misses Moxy so much
b) it is really warm in here

Normally he would cure himself in a freezer, but it is full of food, so he has to have conventional means of healthcare, so now he looks like this.



P.S. Ice Bat will write his Moxy and will try to convince her to set up a profile as well to write and post pictures of what is she doing in Prague now. And when they got together at the end of May, they will do things together again from this time on ;o).